Daisy - Cone Head

I know my family is doing what's best for me but they bought a cone I have to wear on my head.  I hate it.  It's difficult to get around in small places, backup, and walk through the door unless it's all the way open.  They said I have to wear it because I'm biting my legs and making them sore.  I try hard not to bite them but they itch so now I can't reach them.  Yesterday, I even had to wear it outside  and it's a good thing that our backyard is fenced so the other dogs can't see me.  That would be embarrassing.  The lady at the store called it the Cone of Shame and that's how I feel.  I don't want to lift my head and prance around when I wear this thing.   I also don't like the pain pills I have to take because they make me tired and woozy.  Hopefully I will get better soon so I don't have to wear this stupid cone and take any more meds.  I just want to be a dog.